The Men from Atlantis Communiqués

Now that the holiday season is upon us it behooves those of us who partake in the holiday spirit(s) to remember that the forces of oppression are just waiting to make your life a living hell should you choose to flout their rules. Always remember the primary rule of partying-SAFETY FIRST! Now as to what [...]

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I must admit that I don’t quite understand your predilection for frequenting beaches at spring break. If you think about it, the beach is actually a grim wasteland. What the heck am I talking about now? Well, there are all sorts of creatures in the oceans. They swim, float, scuttle, crawl or cling to the [...]

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Weird holidays. You guys don’t get it. You have an Irish monk from the dark ages of Europe who is revered hundreds of years later, on the other side of the world, for chasing the snakes out of Ireland. And how do we commemorate his victory? Why, by chugging green beer until we turn green [...]

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