The Men from Atlantis Communiqués

The Earth is growing warmer. Of course, you wouldn’t notice it in Minnesota, especially in December and January. In fact, Minnesota loves global warming! Unfortunately, the rest of the world seems to be opposed to it, especially the area that Algore dwells in. So what causes global warming? Who cares. Asking that question is like [...]

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Clearly the Romans, one of Poseidon’s favorite societies had the right idea.  In times of crisis use decimation.  Line all the bankers up, have them count off by tens (if they can really count that high), line them up and have the nine kill the tenth.  The choice of method of execution can remain with [...]

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Valentines Day. I don’t get it. What’s the point of telling someone you love them once a year? If that’s all the more often you tell them that you love them, you probably don’t love them very much. If you want to tell someone you love them, you don’t need some bossy holiday coming up [...]

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According to some unknown form of prognostication, by official estimates as few as less than 1% to as many as 5% of Americans are gay. I would judge the actual number to be far higher. What is my evidence for this? The vast number of men who apparently enjoy watching other athletic, sweaty, men chasing [...]

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