The Men from Atlantis Communiqués

Reasonable minds have rejected, out of hand, the notion that the Large Hadron Collider in Bern Switzerland will create a black hole that will lead to the destruction of earth.  It will not create a black hole, that will gobble up the earth, the solar system, and  possibly even the universe as we, land-dweller and Atlantean, know it.

It has, however, created a black hole that has swallowed human financial markets.  Clearly, one of the dimensions that humankind needs to “discover” and understand is the dimension of finance.  This dimension of finance and economy is linked to the three dimensional world in which we all exist, and the black hole generated by the large hadron collider is gobbling this dimension up whole.  We must act now to salvage what is left of this dimension and the human financial markets.  Hugh and I cannot long protect the Atlatean financial markets from the devastation occurring in this dimension.  And once Atlantean markets are disrrupted, other galactic markets will be affected as well.

Should financial markets, spatially distant  from earth, start to feel the pull of this black hole, the Zeta-Reticulans, and the reptoids of Alpha Draconia, will act to preserve their own markets and stamp out the the cause of the distruption.  Far be it for me to speculate on their joint action, but I suspect that the devastation wrought by the  Vogons in their mis-timed attempt to build the hyperspatial express route, will pale in comparison.

Act now to shore up all financial markets.  Buy a deed to a parcel of property in Atlantis.  The sheer act of investing your valuables in real property beneath the seas will counteract the large hadron collider, and secure the future of earth for both air-breathers and citizens of Atlantis alike.

For your viewing pleasure, as you consider the necessity of your purchase, listen to AlpineKat explain in rythmic human language the LHC.

Joe King