The Men from Atlantis Communiqués

End the Galactic Embargo Now!

My guess is that the world power, America never considered the fallout that would occur if the Zeta-Reticulans believed their bold propaganda. Big on bravado, but short on Cuban Cigars they have boasted their power to the wrong consumer. The Zeta-Reticulans only partake in the finest indulgences in the galaxy. Without ready access to Cuban cigars, the superpower, America has doomed the planet’s air breathers to galactic ostracism.

Now, perhaps, the world power America will use this as an excuse to breach the peace with its tiny (but evil) neighbor and solve this consumer nightmare. Perhaps there is hope! That even though Cuba will surely continue to monopolize the entire planet’s production of Cuban cigars, they could become more available in the superpower, America.

I tire of the repeated, but necessary trips into the icy kingdom north of the superpower, America. Canada offers ready availability to the penultimate accomplishment of human civilization, the Cuban Cigar. I would relish closer access to this delight, and see current events as hope that finally the world power, America can drop their petty dispute with the undisputed masters of the art of cigar rolling, learn to correctly tax one of this planet’s only true natural resources, and earn a booth in the galactic flea market of commerce.

Purchase a deed in the noble district of Atlantis to help further the cause of cheaper prices and greater accessibility. Property owners, having voice and commerce with the Zeta-Reticulans currently find greater access to this apex of human accomplishment.

Joe King