The Men from Atlantis Communiqués

End the Galactic Embargo Now! My guess is that the world power, America never considered the fallout that would occur if the Zeta-Reticulans believed their bold propaganda. Big on bravado, but short on Cuban Cigars they have boasted their power to the wrong consumer. The Zeta-Reticulans only partake in the finest indulgences in the galaxy. [...]

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Today another relic of the dinosaur ages has shuffled off the world stage of politics. Fidel Castro has officially passed the baton to his little brother, making him the rightful ruler of Cuba, because Fidel says so. Lil’ Bro has said that he will loosen some of the tight government grip and bring about some [...]

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Valentines Day. I don’t get it. What’s the point of telling someone you love them once a year? If that’s all the more often you tell them that you love them, you probably don’t love them very much. If you want to tell someone you love them, you don’t need some bossy holiday coming up [...]

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According to some unknown form of prognostication, by official estimates as few as less than 1% to as many as 5% of Americans are gay. I would judge the actual number to be far higher. What is my evidence for this? The vast number of men who apparently enjoy watching other athletic, sweaty, men chasing [...]

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