The Men from Atlantis Communiqués

Elections? I don’t get it. We lived in a sovereign kingdom ruled by an all-powerful God-king, in office for life. Considering, our ruler is immortal, that could be quite a long time. Furthermore, all lesser offices are appointed by our ruler, and are filled with his friends and relatives.

All the applicants for the position you refer to as president ( what is this, a country or a bank?) whatever gender or race they may be, all share one common attribute; inexperience! None are even one century old and certainly have little grasp of the current geo-political situation or the proper use of tyranny and taxation in governance.

They all claim you live in a free country, when, in reality, anyone with an I.Q. higher than a spiny sea urchin can tell you that it’s actually quite expensive to live in your country! The current leader seeks to install free democracies in other counties, when you don’t even have one in your home country (it’s actually an expensive republic). Considering the youth, ignorance and inexperience of your potential leaders, it’s a good thing for you that their advisors who are appointed by the Skull and Bones Society, the Illuminati and the Bilderburgers are actually calling all the shots and making all the decisions for them or you would be in even deeper do-do than you already are!

By the time they start having any grasp of what’s going n they are forced out of office by something called “term limits” which insures a new ignorant and easily controllable pawn will soon succeed them. You go through leaders like a victim of dysentery goes through toilet paper. Fortunately, the ignorant common masses have been fooled into believing that their vote for president actually counts and are blissfully unaware that a secret cabal of the Illuminati’s henchman known as the “electoral college” actually chooses the next president, or Poseidon knows what kind of dunder-headed bumpkins you would actually have in office! Thankfully, there are only a few hundred of these individuals, making coercion and bribery a far simpler task than convincing the ignorant masses to vote for the Illuminati’s favored cats paw could ever be.

As for ‘freedom”, you are free to spend your hard-earned money on bills, consumer goods and taxes. You have the freedom to go on vacations (provided you can afford it and get time off from work) and to travel to wherever your country allows you to go. Sure, you no longer have any right to privacy or to free speech without worrying about losing you job, being sued or jailed, but these freedoms are unnecessary to the perpetuation of the government which rules over you, and they have been working tirelessly to nullify these anarchy enhancing “rights” for decades in order to insure your safety.

So don’t worry about who may win the “election” and ascend to the position of “leader of the free world”; the secret New World Order which controls them will continue to force these officials to become their toadies and will continue to further their secular, amoral agenda. It would seem to me that all this trickery and subterfuge are unnecessary for governance, but what the hell do I know; I’m from Atlantis. God bless America, the leader of the free world and shining example to all!
–Hugh Mann